Friday, October 31, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 31: THERE GOES THE BRIDE! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!



Here we are at the end of BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN, the big day itself, Halloween! I thank all of you who took the time to read the entries this year and offer feedback. I love Halloween and all things creepy and spooky, so I plan to continue this tradition again when October 2015 rolls around. It all began with THE 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN, then the spawn of the original "monster," THE SON OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN, and we now bid adieu to the wife and mom herself, THE BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! What shape will next year's entries take? You'll have to wait and see. I'm going to freshen the format (more original video for one) and  might switch to a different venue altogether.


Until then, enjoy these photos of myself and my family from our trick or treat rounds tonight. I was a villain of my own creation, "Jack-O the Halloween Clown," my wife Ali played herself with added flair, and my daughters Ava and Camille were a vampiress and Queen Elsa, respectively! We had a great time with gorgeous weather and good friends. Have a great year and enjoy the rest of Halloween 2014!






Thursday, October 30, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 30: 13 REAL HAUNTED HOUSES AND THEIR STORIES!


For the penultimate installment of BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!, I thought I'd go classic with this great article from Huffington Post about 13 of the most horrific haunted houses in the U.S. Just looking at these houses should give you chills, but reading the stories attached to them will leave you haunted yourself.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 29: CREEPY ORIGIN OF THE GHOSTFACE MASK USED IN THE SCREAM FILMS!


One of my fondest memories of Halloween is going into a Rite Aid sometime during early 90s, possibly 92 or 93, and seeing a spooky ghost mask. I thought it was creepy but didn't yet have the interest in mask collecting I'd have later. In 1996, I was pleasantly surprised to see that same ghost mask now being used in a major horror film, Scream. Scream was my "gateway drug" into watching horror movies as an adult and becoming a horror fan. The movie terrified me, especially that mask, but I had to have it. purchased two, both of which were glow in the dark masks. Over the years, I've amassed a half-dozen of different Scream masks and they remain the cornerstones of my mask collection.

This article does a nice job of explaining the "secret origin" of the Ghostface mask, an origin involving a dead mask collector and an abandoned house. Be on the lookout for a multitude of Ghostface-wearing trick r treaters as you go out this Halloween; the Ghostface mask and costume has earned the title of "The icon of Halloween," remaining the highest selling and most worn Halloween costume in the United States since the release of Scream in 1996.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 28: FAMOUS (OR INFAMOUS) HORROR MOVIE LOCATIONS!


This is a great article on some of the most well-known movie locations in the history of cinema, made notorious by their use as backdrops for horrifying tales of unstoppable killers, demonic hauntings, descents into murderous madness, and flesh-eating undead.

14 Real Locations Made Famous By Horror Movies

Monday, October 27, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 27: MY TOP 5 ZOMBIE MOVIES!

Robert Kirkman, creator of the comic book The Walking Deadand the subsequent TV series, once said that his idea for the series was to do a "zombie movie that never ends." With that quote in mind, I offer my top 5 zombie movies, which includes the hours and hours of The Walking Dead TV show. A cheat? Perhaps. But the sad truth is, as awesome as the zombie concept is, there are only really a handful of truly great zombie movies and stories out there.

5. Shaun of the Dead



Shaun of the Dead manages to make this list despite being a comedy. The truth is, the film is a certifiable and legitimate zombie movie, featuring "George Romero" zombies and the rules that go with them. Shaun of the Dead beautifully blends comedy, true zombie horror, romance, and even some gut-wrenching drama, pun intended.





                                                                                 4 . Night of the Living Dead (1990 remake)




Remakes are usually awful and unnecessary, but Tom Savini's (the make up and SFX maestro who worked with Romero on some of his previous movies) modernized take on Romero's original film bucks the trend and then some. Savini does a great job with the direction and design of the film, and puts an interesting spin on how the characters are portrayed in the original film.


3. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

While the remake directed by Zack Snyder has a few good moments, it's still guilty of committing unforgettable crimes against zombie films (running zombies) and creating forgettable characters. The original Dawn of the Dead, first sequel to Night of the Living Dead, features zombie makeup and effects taken to a new level of intensity by Tom Savini and made all the more gruesome by the use of color (the original was filmed in black and white to save money) and a bigger budget. The characters are the ones who take center stage, however, and the film's commentary on consumerism remains valid today, if not more so.

2. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

This is the one that started it all. George Romero's masterpiece created a new genre of horror films while forever altering the meaning of the term "zombie." Gone are the mind-controlled servants of past horror films. The creatures in Night of the Living Dead (called "ghouls) are relentless and seemingly unstoppable in their pursuit of eating the flesh of the living. Romero brilliantly used the nightmarish taboo of cannibalism and the idea of reanimated corpses to create a new movie monster that could be your best friend, your relative, your spouse, or even you.

1. The Walking Dead (2010-)

Yes, I'm cheating by even putting The Walking Dead on this list, BUT...since Robert Kirkman sees the comic and the show as a never-ending zombie movie, then the TV show can easily fit on this list. The Walking Dead TV series is a truly cinematic experience, featuring a quality of writing, acting, and SFX once previously only seen on film. The Walking Dead is at the top of my list because it is the ultimate realization and continuation of George Romero's zombie concept and vision: like Romero, Kirkman (and the TV series creators after him) use zombies to explore the human condition. The show's fifth season debuted to its highest ratings yet, and the show continues to hold the position as the number one show on television. The Walking Dead is the greatest zombie "movie" ever made because it continues to be made. Though it will one day end, it's legacy will continue on, inspiring future filmmakers and creators to use the zombie as a means of exploring the question: at what point do we lose our humanity and become walking monsters ourselves?

Sunday, October 26, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 26: RETURN OF THE HORRIFYING VINTAGE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!


Last year in SON OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!, I posted some creepy vintage Halloween costumes from days of old. I recently came across a site featuring 71 (!) more pics of truly disturbing vintage Halloween costumes. Enjoy, and be thankful that such costumes no longer exist.

70 Vintage Halloween Costumes

Saturday, October 25, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 25: "STILL LIFE" HORROR SHORT


I think most people will agree that mannequins are or can be quite creepy. I think it's for the same reasons dolls are; they possess human features that are accurate and detailed, yet still aren't human and are therefore unsettling mockeries of humanity. That feeling of unease mannequins can evoke are part of the weird and ultimately shocking horror short, "Still Life."

Friday, October 24, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 24: "THE HOUSES OCTOBER BUILT!"


Here's a great idea for a horror film I wish I'd come up with: what if the seemingly-countless number of haunted houses throughout the country, set up to delight and fright folks during the Halloween season, harbor truly sinister secrets? That's the premise for the film "The Houses October Built." Parts of the movie were filmed in Baton Rouge and New Orleans. It's a found footage film, but that genre can really work with the right creators behind it, and it looks like "The Houses October Built" is one that will work really well.


Thursday, October 23, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 23: BEWARE "THE SMILING MAN!"


Grinning people have always scared me. I think it might be due to the fear of clowns I developed at an early age, but by the time I saw Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Tim Burton's Batman, I was no longer just scared by sinister smiles; I was fascinated. I myself have a smile that I've been told is creepy when paired with wide eyes. That said, the guy with the creepiest grin, who inspired the look of The Joker in 1940, was actor Conrad Veidt in his role as the clown Gwynplaine in the movie 'The Man Who Laughs." His grisly grin seems to be in the inspiration for a Creepypasta "true story" called "The Smiling Man," which inspired this short film of the same name. Enjoy, and beware anyone who smiles far too much and too long.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 22: LOUISIANA SAFE IN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!


The travel site Trulia has released a fun image, a map of the U.S. showing which cities would be the most dangerous and overrun in a zombie outbreak or full-blown apocalypse. Trulia chose the cities numbered on the map by "highest hospital density, more congestion, fewer hardware stores, and higher walk scores." The only city in Louisiana that even shows up on the map is New Orleans, and it's second to last after Houston, TX.

Louisiana is a mostly rural state and features large swathes of wilderness, wetlands, and water. While those areas aren't completely uninhabited, they do present handicaps for the shambling, slow-moving undead. New Orleans is the largest city and the state, but it's the high walk score that really cripples the Big Easy. Once a few people are infected and move into the streets (or from the streets into buildings and homes) it's a rapid and practically inescapable zombie holocaust.

Thankfully, we here in south Louisiana would be in a good position to withstand the outbreak. Our more rural communities require vehicular travel, meaning the smaller number of zombies would have a harder time to find prey. I find this interesting in light of the sad fate of Lafayette in the excellent zombie novel World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War. Lafayette was revealed to be "overrun," along with Baton Rouge, in a sequence involving a downed pilot fighting for her life in the Atchafalya swamp.The other factor that would be a HUGE plus for us here in LA is the predominance of gun owners. While guns aren't necessarily the perfect tool for zombie killing, they certainly make things easier and quicker.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 21: 30 SECOND HORROR SHORT: "JACK"


I've been finding these amazing horror shorts more and more, and each is truly amazing. To have the craft needed to scare someone in just thirty seconds or a few minutes is enviable. Here's one that plays on our familiarity with a toy that most of us don't necessarily find that scary outside of the "jump scare" it provides.

Monday, October 20, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 20: "LIGHTS OUT" HORROR SHORT!



One of the scariest feelings I experience (and I imagine most other people experience as well) is that feeling that there's something in the dark waiting for you. No matter the comfort and familiarity of the setting, darkness fills everything with sinister possibility.

"Lights Out," a short film from 2013, plays with this idea beautifully. We've all had that experience of something looking alien, looming, and terrible in the dark, only to have it turn out to be nothing when the lights are turned on. In "Lights Out," turning the lights on doesn't help, and therein lies the horror.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 19: EVERY PARENT SHOULD WATCH "TUCK ME IN!"



Uh, yeah. Not much to say about this one except, wow...good luck when you tuck your kids in tonight.Less than a minute long but will stay with you for much, much longer.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAYS 17 AND 18: ULTIMATE HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST!

Due to life getting in the way, I missed the entry yesterday, but fear not! Today, it's two for the price of one! Since this is such a long entry, I figured it can count as two posts! I've been tweaking this playlist for going on two years now. The goal was to have a great playlist of songs for a Halloween party as well as great seasonal music to listen to any time. All of these songs are available on iTunes.

  • Halloween Theme-John Carpenter
  • Thriller-Michael Jackson
  • Superstition-Stevie Wonder
  • Feed My Frankenstein-Alice Cooper
  • Dragula-Rob Zombie
  • Creeping Death-Metallica
  • Man-Eater-Hall and Oates
  • Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon
  • Don’t Fear The Reaper-Blue Oyster Cult
  • Black Magic Woman-Santana
  • Ghostbusters-Ray Parker Jr.
  • I Put A Spell On You-CCR
  • Witchy Woman-The Eagles
  • Bark At The Moon-Ozzy Osbourne
  • I’m Your Boogieman-KC and the Sunshine Band
  • Abracadabra-Steve Miller Band
  • Somebody’s Watching Me-Rockwell
  • Super Freak-Rick James
  • Dream Warriors-Dokken
  • Monster Mash-Bobby Boris Picket
  • The Thing That Should Not Be-Metallica
  • Uprising-Muse
  • Sweet Dreams Are Made of This-Eurythmics
  • Living Dead Girl-Rob Zombie
  • Zombie-The Cranberries
  • Dead Man’s Party-Oingo Boingo
  • Weird Science-Oingo Boingo
  • Bela Lugosi’s Dead-Bauhaus
  • Red Right Hand-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
  • Threnody In X/X-Files Theme-Mark Snow
  • Twilight Zone Theme-
  • Halloween Is Every Day-Ministry
  • The Storm-Wolziech Kilar-Bram Stoker's Dracula soundtrack
  • Love Song For A Vampire-Annie Lennox, Bram Stoker's Dracula soundtrack
  • When The Man Comes Around-Johnny Cash
  • The Walking Dead Theme-Bear McCreary
  • Welcome to the Jungle-Guns N Roses
  • Back In Black-AC/DC
  • Love Bites-Def Leppard
  • Nightmare On My Street-DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
  • Every Breath You Take-The Police
  • Kashmir-Led Zeppelin
  • Halloween Theme-Alan Howarth
  • Bad Moon Rising-CCR
  • Herbie Hancock-Rockit
  • Silent Lucidity-Queensryche
  • In The Still of the Night-Whitesnake
  • Iron Man-Black Sabbath
  • Ghost Riders In the Sky-Johnny Cash
  • Introduction-Sleepy Hollow
  • Halloween theme-Alan Howarth, Halloween II
  • Kashmir-Led Zeppelin
  • Runnin With the Devil-Van Halen
  • Devil Inside-INXS
  • She Blinded Me With Science-Thomas Dolby
  • People Are Strange-Echo and the Bunnymen
  • The Devil Went Down To Georgia
  • Keepin Halloween Alive-Alice Cooper
  • Crazy Train-Ozzy Osbourne
  • Shock the Monkey-Peter Gabriel
  • Burning Down the House-Talking Heads
  • Meatloaf-I Would Do Anything For Love
  • Mr. Roboto-Styx
  • V Is For Vampire-Powerman 5000
  • Fright Night-J. Geils Band
  • I’m Your Boogieman-White Zombie
  • Voodoo-Godsmack
  • Bloodletting-Concrete Blonde
  • After Midnight-Eric Clapton










Thursday, October 16, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 16: TWISTY THE CLOWN!

For the longest time, Pennywise the Dancing Clown from Stephen King's "It" has held the position as the most horrifying fictional clown of all time.

He's now been unseated by a human but far more terrifying contender: Twisty, from the latest season of the FX series "American Horror Story."With the recent creepy clown incidents in California, the nation has clowns, particularly the creepy kind, on the brain, and Twisty has appeared at just the right time.

I passed on the previous seasons, but the freakshow/carnival angle was too hard for me to resist. I watched the first two episodes today, and while there's no shortage of depraved and horrible characters in the show so far, Twisty takes the cake as the absolute worst. He's a murdering clown who doesn't speak, clad in a filthy clown outfit with a clown mask out of which he's cut out the upper face. He murders numerous townspeople and then captures two children, who he psychologically tortures in a bus in the woods. What's under the smile on his mask is revealed in episode #2, but I don't dare show it here...

Who Twisty is and his motives remain unclear, but are to be revealed soon. Here are some pics to keep you from sleeping soundly tonight.




Wednesday, October 15, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 15: "ONE LAST DIVE" HORROR SHORT!















This wonderfully paced and directed short (clocking in at one minute and nine seconds) manages to use the creepiest of settings, atmosphere, props, and a shocking ending to make an unforgettable impression on the viewer. Jump in and enjoy "One Last Dive."

Monday, October 13, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 13: CREEPY CLOWNS STALKING CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS!


A real-life horror is facing residents of Bakersfield and Wasco, California. People dressed as what are described as "creepy clowns" are walking the streets late at night, wearing "colorful garb and face paint" and brandishing weapons. One suspect has already been arrested for chasing children. Rumors are spreading that the clowns are carrying guns and machetes, and police were unable to arrive on time to locate one clown that was reportedly carrying a firearm

The clown activity seems to have originated with a clown photo project that inspired mischief and possibly malicious activity from residents in Wasco. Click here to see a breakdown of the creepy clown phenomena here.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 12: FIRST FOUR MINUTES OF SEASON 5!

In under an hour, the fifth season of The Walking Dead will begin. Since I've got to help get the kids ready for school and help get them to sleep before I can watch, I'll just leave you with the first four minutes of tonight's episode, released this weekend at New York City Comic Con. Enjoy the clip and the return of one of the best shows on television!


Saturday, October 11, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 11: THE SUN GETS IN ON THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT!

As we rapidly approach the midpoint of October, everyone's beginning to get into the Halloween spirit, including...the sun itself. NASA created the image with composite shots of the sun to create the jack o'lantern-esque appearance. While the sun is super-hot, this image is super-cool! Sorry, couldn't resist.
Click here to read more about the pics.



Friday, October 10, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 10: TRULY AMAZING SMARTPHONE COSTUMES!

Last year, the SON OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! brought you the story of former NASA engineer Mark Rober, who left NASA to go into the Halloween costume business. Rober's innovative designs utilized smart phone apps with animation and sound FX that brought a new level to realistic and terrifying Halloween costumes.

Rober has expanded his line of costumes and other accessories, featuring some of the most amazing Halloween gear you'll ever see. My favorite are the smart phone masks he's developed this year. Check out the video for demonstrations of his amazing work!

Thursday, October 09, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 8: DO YOU DARE TO LISTEN TO "THE GHOST SONG?"



David Byrne is perhaps best known as lead singer and one of the founding members of the New Wave band Talking Heads, famous for such 80s hits as "Burning Down The House" and "Once In A Lifetime." Byrne left Talking Heads to pursue a solo career, during which he has produced some truly amazing yet bizarre music.

One of Byrne's most unusual songs is entitled "Horses," which gained attention and new life after becoming part of a meme on the infamous Creeypasta and Reddit. "Horses" became known as "The Ghost Song," and was allegedly produced as a means of summoning ghosts by the musician and singer, who committed suicide a week after recording the song. The truth is that the song is simply one of David Byrne's unique creations and, as far as my Internet research has found, has nothing to do with ghosts. David Byrne is still very much alive, and YouTube features many of his performances.



Having said all that, "Horses" is still extremely bizarre and disturbing. Because this is BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!, I went with the "Ghost Song" video from YouTube, which features the unnerving art of illustrator Stephen Gammel. Gammel's work will be the focus of a later entry. Enjoy "The Ghost Song!"

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 8: EBOLA ZOMBIES?!


The stories I write about for these 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! series aren't usually truly scary, or scarier than anything having to do with Halloween. This time, however, real and fictional worlds have collided and merged to create something that was intended to be humorous and was then taken completely seriously by people who should have known better.

A satire site "reported" that three Ebola victims in Africa had risen from the dead. The story featured a photo of the most recent Ebola zombie and cited two recent news stories from African news sites about Ebola victims reanimating before being buried.



The truth is that both news stories are unsubstantiated, and the "Ebola zombie" is a doctored photo combining a still from the zombie movie (and crappy one at that) "World War Z" with a photo of a zombie sculpture.



While there haven't been any confirmed cases of reanimated Ebola victims, could such a thing even be possible? Perhaps the virus is mutating, and its victims are surviving instead of dying? Or maybe something far worse than any horror movie creation will result from a mutated Ebola virus? Despite hoaxes like these, Ebola remains a very real and very frightening new reality that the entire world must now face.


Tuesday, October 07, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 7: HAUNTED SITES IN LAFAYETTE AND BEYOND!


I came across HauntedPlaces.org recently, which happened to have a page dedicated to the Lafayette area but which also includes Baton Rouge, New Orleans, and other areas in Louisiana beyond Acadiana. I'm familiar with a good number of the sites listed on the page and have investigated two of them, Marland's Bridge in Sunset and the Myrtles Plantation in St. Francisville.  I didn't encounter any ghostly activity in either visit, but I enjoyed making the trip to both places and learning more about the areas from locals.


I encourage you to consider making a visit to one of these sites. Haunted or otherwise, most of these locations are in beautiful areas of Louisiana you may not be familiar with and have a rich history. If you're lucky, you'll have an enjoyable day exploring and manage to have a supernatural encounter in the process.

Monday, October 06, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 6: ROUGAROU FEST 2014 IN HOUMA!


I was pleasantly surprised to learn of the existence of Rougarou Fest, a festival centering on the rougarou, the southern Louisiana take on the werewolf folk legend. Here's the description from the Rougarou Fest site:
The Rougarou Fest is a family-friendly festival with a spooky flair that celebrates the rich folklore that exists along the bayous of Southeast Louisiana. It is also the primary fundraiser supporting the South Louisiana Wetlands Discovery Center, a nonprofit, tax exempt organization, that is revolutionizing how we think, teach and learn about Louisiana’s disappearing coast.
 The site gives a breakdown of the family-safe activities, such as games, food, and great music. It sounds like a great time and I love that a festival based on a monster legend exists. Check out the site by clicking the link above.

Sunday, October 05, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 5: TEN BEST HORROR FILMS ON NETFLIX STREAMING!



One of the necessary components to enjoying the Halloween season is great horror movies. You can search the ol' Interwebs and find a billion or so differing opinions on which movies are best or worst and why, including this list. I decided to limit such a lengthy discussion to titles available on Netflix Streaming. It's true that there's as much great stuff on the streaming services as there should be, but that doesn't mean there aren't any true gems to be found. The delivery service offers tons more horror classics that would make this list, so if you have the standard Netflix service, you will have a great selection to choose from. Here are my top ten horror films from the digital titles available this Halloween season. Enjoy!


Nosferatu

Nosferatu was originally intended to be an adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula way back in 1922. Directed by master German expressionist director F.W. Murnau, the film was changed to simply being a similar vampire story about a count named Orlock due to Stoker's widow refusing to allow the filmmakers' to have the rights to her late husband's story. Nosferatu is a silent masterpiece, due in large part to the performance of Max Schreck, who plays Count Orlock like the bizarre, inhuman, and ghastly monster Dracula is depicted as in Stoker's novel. Nosferatu remains one of my all-time favorite horror movies and I can't recommend it highly enough.


Night of the Living Dead

This the original zombie classic that launched a seemingly-boundless genre of films about the walking and carnivorous dead. I own multiple copies of this film on DVD, which is of a better picture quality, but the version Netflix offers on its streaming service will suffice. It's a shocking movie even in black and while, and the messages about racism and mob mentality are still effective today. Can't recommend this one highly enough.

The Legend of Hell House

Based loosely on the novel by the unmatched Richard Matheson, The Legend of Hell House is a creepy and haunting late-70s haunted house movie that will leave you unsettled after watching. The use of sound design and lighting is brilliant, and achieves a level of dread and fright not possible via CGI or jump scares today.









House On Haunted Hill


The first of two Vincent Price films on this list, House On Haunted Hill was poorly remade around the turn of the 21st century. The classic cannot be matched however; it's based on the celebrated Shirley Jackson novel, "The Haunting of Hill House." While it's special effects may seem dated to some, House On Haunted Hill features a great story, a creepy, Gothic atmosphere, and the powerful presence of Vincent Price. The fact that the film is in black and while amplifies the scares.

Shadow of the Vampire

Shadow of the Vampire is a fictionalized account of the behind-the-scenes saga of the making of Nosferatu. Max Schreck was so effective in his role as Orlock that many people suggested he was actually a vampire. This joke became the premise of Shadow of the Vampire. It's a dark yet humorous film starring John Malkovich and Willem Dafoe. While not terribly scary, the acting and the story makes this a fascinating film to watch during the Halloween season.

Blair Witch Project


True story: I went into The Blair Witch Project believing it was a true story. I was so frightened after watching this movie that I had a few stiff drinks before bed to make sure I'd sleep soundly through the night. The Blair Witch Project launched the reality TV craze and continues to spawn imitators with found-footage films to this day. There is zero gore or violence in this movie, but the story, acting, and the setting make this one of the most effective and haunting horror movies ever made. Just don't watch it before going on a camping trip.

The Fly


While the 1986 remake with Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis is a modern horror classic, the original Vincent Price version retains its title as one of the greatest sci-fi horror films ever. The make-up used for the half-man, half-fly is extremely effective and still manages to be unsettling today. Solid acting and writing make this is a must-watch film for your Halloween season viewing.

Fright Night

Fright Night is one of the best vampire movies ever made, period. It's a great, fun story that also manages to offer truly scary SFX and make-up. Even its sequel turned out well, despite the lackluster remake a few years back. Fright Night is a classic 80s film and classic horror movie, perfect for a nostalgic movie night during October.

Cabin in the Woods




Cabin in the Woods is the most recent movie on this list, and while it seemed to pass most moviegoers by, it has an intriguing premise that I can't divulge without ruining the movie. It's co-written by Joss Whedon, the guy who directed that little Avengers movie a few years back. The plot is seemingly overused in horror movies: a group of 20-somethings go to a cabin in the woods for a weekend getaway. What happens when they get there is pretty standard at first, but once the truth is revealed, the movie takes you on a new ride you could never have seen coming.

Scream

Last but not least is one of my favorite horror movies ever and a film I firmly believe should never have received a sequel. The slasher concept was overdone by the time Scream was made, but Nightmare On Elm Street director Wes Craven put a new spin on it that instantly made it fresh and fun. The whodunnit quality is one of the reasons I love the movie, along with the acting, direction, and of course, that horrifying Ghostface mask. Netflix Streaming currently has 3 of the 4 Scream films available to watch, but I recommend just watching the original and pretending the others don't exist.

Saturday, October 04, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 4: GHOST CAUGHT ON TAPE IN NEW MEXICO?



I've watched this video a few times, and it's definitely one of the most interesting ghost videos I've ever seen. It really does appear to be a form walking in a human-like manner.

The alleged specter appeared at a police station in Epspanola, New Mexico. Watch the video for the full story.

The video has gone viral, but there are of course those skeptics who say the "ghost" is nothing more than an insect walking on the camera lens.



I don't think it looks like a bug crawling across the lens, but I'm not sure it's a ghost, either. What do you think?

Friday, October 03, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 3: "ANNABELLE" REVIEW!

I watched the much-hyped sort of prequel to the excellent 2012 horror film, "The Conjuring" last night, "Annabelle." Here's my review.

I don't believe in spoilers, so no worries.

What Worked For Me

Scares: "Annabelle" has a few truly effective scares, most of which are not terribly new or unique. Though the movie is named for the creepy doll Annabelle, there are a surprising number of non doll-related frights. This is a good thing, as Annabelle is not Chucky or some other schlocky possessed doll. Think of her more as a vehicle for the entity that does the terrorizing. There is one truly unique scare that I can't recall having ever seen in a movie, and the way it's done is so distracting, creepy, and then downright startling that I almost looked away. My two favorite frights involve an open window and the nursery and the basement. If you're the type to close your eyes during horror films, get ready when these scenes begin; you'll recognize them.

Special effects: "Annabelle" uses more CGI than "The Conjuring" did, but it's not easily recognized or distracting. Effective lighting, make-up, and sound design work together to create excellent effects that are truly scary and unsettling.

Score: the music here is again composed by Joseph Bishara, who was responsible for the chilling scores for "Insidious" and "The Conjuring," both of which were directed by James Wan, whose cinematographer for those films directs "Annabelle." The music isn't as noticeable as it was in those films, but it profoundly affects the experience of watching the film and enhances scenes that might not work otherwise.

The baby: I honestly wasn't impressed by the acting in this film all that much, but the baby in the movie is not only adorable, but also, very expressive with her reactions and interactions with her co-stars. The surprised, frightened, and joyful faces she makes are worth the price of admission alone.




Message/ending: There's a message about things I feel very strongly about, like self-sacrifice and love, at the heart of this movie. I was really surprised to find that message there at all and it made up for some of the flaws with the movie I discuss below. If you're a person of faith, I think you'll appreciate this movie in ways others might not.

What Didn't Work For Me

Characterization: for some reason, we don't quite feel for the characters in "Annabelle" as much as we did for those in "The Conjuring." I'm still not sure why that it is, but I think it's partially due to the script and also due to the smaller number of characters. The actors involved are effective at conveying the necessary emotions, but it seems there's something missing, almost as if they're numbed in some way to the extraordinary events they're experiencing.

Telegraphing: I hate when a movie or TV show telegraphs something that's going to happen later in an obvious way. This happens in "Annabelle" a few times, and I just felt it was unnecessary and kind of insulting. I can't say more without getting into spoiler territory.



Length: we don't spend enough time with a certain character who is extremely important to the ending of the film, which may be more of a script problem than a run time problem. Nevertheless, another twenty minutes would go a long way to achieve greater empathy and narrative build-up.

Overall: I think "Annabelle" is worth a matinee viewing, but I wouldn't drop a full ten bucks on it. It's an enjoyable flick for the Halloween season with some effective scares, but don't expect the quality of "The Conjuring" or even the first "Insidious" film. The climax and message of the film are pleasant surprises that are worth getting through the scares to see.

Thursday, October 02, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 2: DRACULA FORCED TO GET A JOB...AT WAL MART?!

 It's not easy being a classic, true vampire these days. You've got these newfangled sparkling kids running up trees and moping all the time, and even they aren't as popular as they used to be. It's those other undead, the zombies, that are really chewing up the scenery these days. Which is why I guess the Lord of Vampires of himself, Count Dracula, had to become a wage-slave like the rest of us.I found this first display at the WalMart on Pinhook. I turned the corner and was shocked and overjoyed to see the star of my favorite novel hovering over a really neat display of one of my favorite wines, Apothic Red. 




Apothic has a seasonal blend called Apothic Dark, which is also delicious, so it makes sense that they've drafted Drac here to be their spokes-ghoul. That said, I find it ironic that the Count, who famously said "I never drink...wine" in the 1931 film, is now pushing this particular spirit. I personally think this particular Dracula looks a lot like Christopher Lee's version from the Hammer Horror films of the late 50s and 60s, which is one of the most iconic-and frightening-iterations of Dracula on the big screen.




After finding this display at the Pinhook store, I decided to check the other stores I visit (I go to many WalMarts for one of my part-time gigs) and was a little disappointed to find this guy at the Evangeline store. While he's still obviously Dracula, or at least his kin, I don't care for his more cartoonish bearing. I prefer my Halloween decor to be as horrifying and realistic as possible. He makes for a cool display nevertheless, even though I think he looks more like Richard Nixon than Count Dracula. 


Except for the toon-like Drac, these displays are identical. I've only seen them at these two stores so far, and yes, I do indeed plan on asking the Pinhook store if I can have their Dracula after Halloween. He would be an awesome addition to our Halloween decor here at Meaux Castle.



I highly recommend both the perennial Apothic Red and its seasonal counterpart, Apothic Dark. They're both dark and delicious red wines that go beautifully with just about anything you want to pair them with, though I prefer to drink them on their own. Apothic Dark has become my go-to wine for October and our annual Halloween party, Meauxloween. Thanks for reading and be sure to return tomorrow for Day 3 of THE BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN DAY 1: HALLOWEEN WILL BE BIG IN 2014!

First, there was the Monster itself...THE 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! Then, there was It's spawn, THE SON OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! Now, here comes...

...THE BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!

Happy October 1st! Each day of October, I'll provide you with a glimpse into all that's grim, gruesome, and grand as we celebrate the Halloween season!


On this the first of THE BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!, we look at the projected Halloween sales for this season. According to the International Council of Shopping Centers, 74 percent of U.S. households that buy Halloween items will together spend around $11.3 billion! More than two-thirds of Halloween-celebrating Americans will buy costumes this year, the highest percentage in the eleven-year history of a survey conducted by the National Retail Federation.

The NRF and others believe that two factors are driving the tremendous Halloween participation this year: there's an almost endless variety of Halloween costumes and accessories available for all ages, and Halloween falls on a Friday this year. Both factors are leading to a Halloween experience that is sure to be special for everyone who participates in the holiday this year.

As a Halloween-phile, I'm thrilled to see Halloween will be celebrated with real gusto this year. Head over to Spirit Halloween and/or Party City to check out the wide and wild variety of costumes and accessories available to Halloween fans in 2014, and stay tuned for the continuing saga of BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!