Thursday, October 31, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 31: HALLOWEEN NIGHT VIEWING!


Happy Halloween! It was a wet and low-key night for us here in South Louisiana, but we still managed to get out and get some candy (well, the kids did, at least!) and now it's time for Halloween 2013 to join the history books.

Almost.

If you're like me, you enjoy staying up on Halloween night and watching at least one horror film before bed. Instead of spending time trying to convince you of my favorite horror flicks, I thought I'd share five trailers of five films I feel are perfect for Halloween night viewing. I leave it up to you watch one, or all, or none.

Thanks for reading SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! Perhaps next year, another monstrous relative will rise to take on the task of a thirty-one day Halloween celebration...only time will tell!

5. The Conjuring







4. Scream



3. Psycho


2. Night of the Living Dead



1. Halloween

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 30: MY FIRST (AND LAST!) GHOST PHOTOGRAPH!


Roughly ten years ago, I was driving through Lafayette as part of my work as a merchandiser. It was Halloween day, and I was hoping to finish work early so I could spend the rest of the day watching horror movies at home. While scanning through the local radio stations, I happened upon Bobby Novosadt talking to another DJ about the Protestant Cemetery in Lafayette. I was familiar was the cemetery since I passed it almost every day. Bobby was talking about a tree that "collected" the souls of the dead in the cemetery, and that a person could see the faces of these souls in the tree. I thought this sounded pretty dumb yet creepy enough to investigate.

I drove to the cemetery that day, found the tree, and discovered that the "faces" were nothing more than knots in the tree. It was a spooky tree to be sure, but there were no "faces" in the tree. The cemetery itself was, however, extremely eerie, so I made sure not to stick around for long.

I've thought of that visit for years and this morning, finding the sky just gray and overcast enough for some cemetery visiting, decided to return. I photographed the "tree of souls" for tonight's entry, but didn't expect to find something else in the photos, something I definitely didn't see when I was taking the pics.

Below are the labeled pics of the tree. I didn't notice anything in the pics after taking them, but after uploading them to my computer and examining them closely, I found something unusual in photograph D. Look and see if you can find it.



 



Here's what I'm talking about in photo D:



For a better look, open photo D in another window or tab and zoom in on your own. I don't believe that image is a part of the tombstone or the sun playing on the trees behind the tombstone. I can't exactly say what it is, but I know it wasn't there when I took the pic. Is it a ghost? Nothing at all? I'm not sure.

All I am sure of is that I won't be revisiting the Protestant cemetery anytime soon.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 29: VINCENT PRICE PERFORMS "THE RAVEN!"



In yesterday's entry of SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!, I wrote about my affection for the works of Edgar Allan Poe and how they had inspired me in high school as a reader and performer. I performed Poe's The Raven numerous times in prose/poetry competitions, but always felt that I wasn't doing the work justice. Indeed, I'm not sure anyone ever could...except for one person, a man of singular ability and presence with regard to the performance of the macabre and horrific: Vincent Price.

You may or may not know Price as I do, from his many wonderful horror films of days gone by, movies like The House of Wax, The Bat, House On Haunted Hill, The Tingler, The Fly and of course, the various loose adaptations of Poe's works in which Price starred. But you've heard his name and you know his voice, especially from Michael Jackson's Thriller. You may also remember his final performance in Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands.

Price lent a weight, credence, and nobility to the roles he played and the films he starred in that elevated the material and made it classic. There are no bad films featuring Vincent Price, and he shines even in short works like his performance of Poe's The Raven from the late 70s. He truly brings the poem to life and leaves you feeling as haunted as the narrator of the poem.

Monday, October 28, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 28: THE TELL-TALE HEART... ANIMATED!


One of the main reasons I'm writing SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! and why I love the horror genre so much is because of the experiences I had reading the works of Edgar Allan Poe as a child. No other literature during my formative years (outside of comic books) captured my imagination and thrilled me as much as Poe's stories. I was well-known in high school for my readings of Poe's The Raven in speech classes, as well as my performance of that poem and The Tell-Tale Heart in prose/poetry competitions.

Years ago, while watching the special features for the first Hellboy film, I discovered an animated adaptation of The Tell-Tale Heart. It brought me back to the feeling I had when I first read the story, as well as Poe's other works. Though mild by our standards today, The Tell-Tale Heart was the first animated film to be given an X rating in the UK and was also nominated for an Academy Award.

Poe and Halloween are made for each other, so enjoy this brief animated adaptation of one of Edgar Allan Poe's most beloved short stories, The Tell-Tale Heart.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 27: WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BUY A HAUNTED HOUSE!


It might seem like an obvious "never in a million years," but according to realtor.com, more than half of Americans are willing to purchase a haunted house.

You may not believe in ghosts or spirits, or you may believe some are peaceful, harmless spirits and that the violent, malevolent, and sometimes deadly activity seen in haunted houses is a creation of Hollywood.

I personally believe that sometimes, human spirits spend some time among the living, or perhaps some sort of "echo" of their life remains. I also very much believe that most hauntings, even those people claim are "harmless," are generally the work of malevolent entities, in other words, demonic spirits that wish to inflict fear, pain, and suffering on human beings.

Because of those reasons, I would not even consider purchasing a house that has a history of negative supernatural activity. Thankfully, there are laws in place that require homeowners and realtors to disclose details about such houses, for example, if a person has died within the home in the last three years before the sale.

You might think it would be "neat" to live in a haunted house, but there are numerous cases (some of which have become horror movie fodder, like the recent film The Conjuring) that would quickly convince you otherwise.

Read this article for more information, including an interview with Carmen Reed, whose family experience the supernatural events which became the basis of the film "A Haunting In Connecticut." The case involved the Catholic Church and is generally accepted as valid within the supernatural investigation community.

Here's an infographic from realtor.com that provides a nice breakdown of the current trends with regard to the selling and buying of haunted houses.



Saturday, October 26, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 26: ZOMBIES OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!

I was speaking with a co-worker recently about zombies. We're both fans of the zombie genre, especially The Walking Dead and the original Romero series that began with Night of the Living Dead. I said that I was very glad zombies aren't real, and he smiled and told me to look up "zombie bugs."


I did so, and have been disturbed ever since. The concept of organisms being "possessed" after death and then utilized for various purposes is one alive and well in the animal kingdom. (yep, I went there.)

This is one of the best articles on the phenomenon. What are we talking about here? How about a fungus that takes over the body of an ant and then controls the ant, even after the ant dies? Good stuff.

Visit the article for more info on zombified animals!

Friday, October 25, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 25: IS "HALLOWEEN" THE BEST HORROR MOVIE EVER?



Today's entry in SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! is a brief one, as today is my oldest daughter Ava's eighth birthday! We're about to have pizza and open gifts, so I wanted to get this entry up before the festivities begin.

John Carpenter's Halloween has long been one of my favorite horror films, if not favorite films, period. It was one of the first truly independent films, and the story of its creation is almost as engaging as the film itself.

The story is known to just about everyone: Michael Myers, age 6, kills his teenage sister Judith, and is then institutionalized. Fifteen years of being in a state of near catatonia, Myers escapes the asylum and returns to his hometown of Haddonfield, Illinois, and proceeds to stalk and kill more teenage girls. Myers' doctor, in the meantime, races against time to stop the bloodshed or, at the very least, keep it to a minimum.

So much of what makes Halloween work is found in this article, which prompted me to write this entry. If you've never seen Halloween, I think you'll want to after reading the article, which gives some of the background behind the film, including the intriguing origin of Michael Myers' fearsome mask, and other details of the film's production.

You can purchase the 35th anniversary edition of Halloween on Blu Ray now. It's also available on DVD for under ten dollars at Wal-Mart.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 24: SMARTPHONE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!



As I've mentioned in a few previous entries in SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!, the costumes folks in my generation had to deal with as a kid were terrible. Really terrible. One of the best examples I can give you is a Star Wars costume I remember wearing as a child of perhaps five or six. The costume consisted of a vacuformed character mask (with an elastic string to hold it on) and a mylar poncho that didn't look like the rest of the character you wanted to be for Halloween. Oh no, that would be FAR too sensible! Instead, the poncho featured not only a photo of the character but also, the character's NAME! I guess costume makers of the early 80s thought we were too stupid back then to remember who we were without having two visual reminders outside of the mask. Either that, or they too realized how crappy their costumes were and that very likely, other people might need help in identifying who the hell we were supposed to be "in costume."

My mom was nice enough to send over a photo of a photo of me (age 4) and my brother Jarrod (age 11) from way back in 1980. He's Dracula, and I'm The Batman! Notice the weird, over-sized mask, the bizarre mylar costume, and worst of all...BATMAN written on the bat-symbol on the costume!



Sorry...rant over. I just get frustrated by those horrid "costumes" we were stuck with back in "the dark ages."

Times have most definitely changed. Not only can you purchase movie-quality costumes of just about any character you want to be these days, you can also use your smartphone to bring your costume to digital life.

I discovered these Digital Dudz costumes whilst doing my usual research for this blog, and I am absolutely floored by the fact that such amazing costumery exists. What a truly wonderful time we're living in, kids! There is a great variety of extremely innovative, smartphone or tablet-enhanced costumes available from Digital Dudz/Morph Costume Company, but I'm going to focus on my favorite: the "Flesh iWound."




This is one of those multimillion ideas so simple you wish you'd thought of it, yet at the same time, it took a former NASA engineer to bring it to life. Mark Rober, an ex-NASA scientist who worked on the Mars Rover, had the brilliant idea to link two iPads together and attach one to his chest and back, creating the illusion that a hole had been blasted through him. After this idea became a YouTube sensation, he created other concepts, the best of which is, in my opinion, the Flesh iWound.



It's simple: you buy the special latex appliance that fits over your neck, download the free Digital Dudz app, and then put your favorite button-down shirt on over the appliance or cut a hole in an on t-shirt and voila! You now have a simple yet digitally-animated Halloween costume, appearing to be a person who has survived a massive chest wound that has exposed your beating heart! The app provides both the visual of the beating heart and and the beat to go with it!

Watch the video below to see the Flesh iWound in action, and visit the Digital Dudz site to see what other digital wonders await!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 23: EX-PIXAR ANIMATOR DELIVERS CHILD-FRIENDLY FRIGHTS!




It's rare to find a horror film that's truly appropriate for kids and yet manages to still be truly scary. There are a few films out there we could discuss that fit the bill, but I've never seen a short film that so brilliantly ramps up tension and suspense and then delivers the final scare in such a creepy way.


Alma is a Spanish short film produced by ex-Pixar animator Rodrigo Blaas. The film gets its name from the main character, Alma, which is the Spanish word for "soul." Keep this in mind while viewing the film.

There is no violence or gore in Alma, and it's silent except for music and sound effects. It is nonetheless effectively chilling and might be too much for some kids. Be sure to watch first to decide if you want to show it to the children in your life.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 22: DEAD YOURSELF APP!



Have you ever wondered what you'd look like as a zombie but without, y'know...the whole dying/reanimated part?

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can now rock a zombie look without having to be bitten. The Dead Yourself app, courtesy of The Walking Dead, allows you to upload a photo which you can then apply various "undead filters" to. Once you're satisfied with your "make-over," you can save the photo and then post it to Facebook or other sites of your choosing.

Think of it as an apocalyptic, undead version of Instagram.

The app does take some tweaking, but after just a few minutes, I decided to go with this "first draft" as an example of the app's features. Creepy, huh? And I thought my high school yearbook photos were gruesome!


Feel free to share your photos with me in the comments section below, and happy zombifying!

Monday, October 21, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 21: THE ULTIMATE HALLOWEEN APP!



Okay, forgive me for a little false advertising in the headline there. "House of Horrors" is not a Halloween app, technically speaking.

It is, however, one of the best apps I've ever seen and perfect for the Halloween season, or just for those times before and after Halloween, when you want the horror to live on.

"House of Horrors" is an app available for both Android and Apple devices that allows you to watch up to 150 classic horror films that are all in the public domain. We're not talking some of the modern crap that's out there these days on Netflix and Redbox. These are true gems from days gone by, some in color and some in gorgeous black and white (my daughters hate black and white...what's wrong with them?!) but all well worth the time and the price of the app.

Screens from "House of Horrors"
We're talking truly classic horror stuff, though those of you who aren't horror movie fans might not have heard of some of them; films by directors like Hitchcock, Corman, Romero, and even Coppola are available on "House of Horrors." Here's a breakdown of the ones I think are well worth your time if you've never seen them:

Night of the Living Dead (the original and the one that gave birth to the current zombie craze we're currently experiencing!) Strangers holed up together in a farm house as hordes of the cannibalistic undead close in for an all you can eat buffet! This film still terrifies me today, as it implies much more than it actually shows and builds tension and dread like few films since have.

Carnival of Souls: a very creepy, yet also tragic film featuring "ghouls" that influenced the look of the zombies in Night of the Living Dead. The ending is straight out of the Twilight Zone or an M. Night Shaymalan flick, though this film proceeded both.

Dementia 13: Francis Ford Coppola's mainstream directorial debut, which debuted a few years after Hitchcock's masterpiece, Psycho. The Gothic atmosphere and axe-wielding precursor to the Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees of the future makes this a must-see.

House on Haunted Hill: one of the many Vincent Price classics available through this app, this movie features Price as a millionaire who offers five people $10, 000 (this was the 60s, mind you) if they can spend the night in his "haunted" mansion.

Nosferatu: Last but certainly not least is the 1922 German Expressionist masterpiece "Nosferatu." This is a movie I believe anyone who loves movie should see at least once, and it's always featured as a part of the "ambiance" at our annual Meauxloween parties. It's a silent film that adapts the story of Bram Stoker's Dracula, albeit with differently-named characters to avoid lawsuits from Stoker's widow. Actor Max Schreck's performance as Count Orlok remains one of the most unnerving and creepy performances in the history of cinema. I love this movie so much that I will often watch it on my Netflix app on my phone when I have time to kill and am I'm not near a computer or TV.


So how much will these grand collection of macabre masterpieces and terrifying treasures cost you? Only a paltry .99 cents! House of Horrors can be found in the iTunes app store and Google Play. If you have an iPad, you'll pay a dollar more, but it's well worth the price.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 20: REVENGE OF THE CEREAL AISLE MONSTERS!


One of my fondest Halloween memories as a kid was getting the General Mills Monster cereals. They were discontinued in 2010 as year-round offerings, only being made available during the Halloween season thereafter.

The three most well-known were Count Chocula, Franken Berry, and Boo Berry, but there were also two others monster cereals that did not have the same longevity as their monstrous brethren: Fruit Brute (which eventually came to be spelled "Frute Brute,") and Fruity Yummy Mummy. Frute Brute and Yummy Mummy haven't been available for twenty-five years, and their boxes, along with the other monsters' boxes from days gone by, fetch quite a bit of money on eBay.
Vintage and modern box designs together for the first time!


Not content with simply resurrecting the Monster Cereals themselves, General Mills has also brought back the vintage box designs, which are only available in Target stores.

So far, we've gone through a box of Boo Berry and a box of Count Chocula, but I'm planning on hitting up Target before Halloween to grab the vintage boxes. If you've never had these cereals before or you haven't had them since you were a kid, or if you just want to grab them again this year, now is the time to get your paws and claws on 'em before they disappear back into the night. In other words, until next year.

Click here to read more about the Monster cereals and their impact on the "old fogies" of our generation.



Saturday, October 19, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 19: 8 SIGNS YOUR HOUSE COULD BE HAUNTED!

Alleged ghost photograph at the Myrtles Plantation in St. Francisville.

If you're not one who believes in the existence of ghosts or supernatural entities or occurrences, then you might be able to easily explain away the items on this list.

But can you explain them away if they're all happening in your home, and you or a loved one is being injured by these unexplained events?

"When Ghosts Attack," premiering on Destination American tomorrow night (October 20th), deals with people who believe that not only are their homes haunted, but they the entities haunting them have also inflicted violence upon them.

Click here to read about the series and the eight signs your house might be haunted or, as it's called in demonology, "infested."





Friday, October 18, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 18: CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL ZOMBIE PREPAREDNESS?



In our information-saturated, fast-paced age, we are either not fully aware of the significance of an event or completely forget about a significant event not long after it has occurred.

On May 26th, 2012, the infamous "Miami Zombie" incident seized the attention of the world. Numerous reports of related cannibalistic attacks began to surface, and there was serious talk in the media as to whether or not a zombie outbreak was possible.
Rudy Eugene, left, attacked Ronald Poppo, right, eating most of his face and resisting police before succumbing to multiple gunshot wounds.


Perhaps strangest of all, the World Health Organization announced that a zombie outbreak is something the global community should be prepared for within the same month as the Miami zombie incident. The CDC featured "zombie preparedness" materials on its site, which it claimed was simply a means of "engaging a new audience with the preparedness message." The CDC's zombie site crashed, but was soon back up and remains so today.

Image from CDC zombie site
Is it possible that there is something we're not being told? Consider that there are many things humans have considered impossible before they happened: breaking the Earth's gravitational pull, putting a man on the moon, curing various diseases deemed incurable, and countless others. Is it not within the realm of extreme possibility that some sort of virus or other catalyst could lead to an outbreak of zombies, or at least, behavior similar to these fictional creatures and, frighteningly, Rudy Eugene, a.k.a., "The Miami Zombie?"

I leave it to you to decide what you want to think or feel about such things, and I also offer you a link to the CDC's zombie preparedness site. While the organization states that  it "does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),"
the fact remains that they continue to prominently feature zombie preparedness materials on their website.

Click here to visit the CDC Zombie Preparedness site.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 17: NOTHING GOOD FOLLOWS A LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALL...



For day seventeen of SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!, I offer a very brief yet very chilling short film. "Bedfellows" manages to use very little time (two and a half minutes!) to quickly establish setting and characters before rocketing to it's horrifying climax and denouement. It's not often that I get the chills when I watch a scary movie or show, but "Bedfellows" managed to send ripples of fear through me. I hope you have the same experience as well. Enjoy the brief though thrilling ride!



Wednesday, October 16, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 16: DOES THIS DAD TAKE HALLOWEEN DECORATING TOO FAR?

Okay, I'm not the right person to really judge whether or not someone, anyone, can take Halloween "too far." If I had the means and opportunity, our house would be a nightmare factory every Halloween, causing those who gaze upon it to quake in terror and ponder calling the authorities to report us.



That's just the scenario that happened to Johnie Mullins, a resident of Mustang, Oklahoma. Apparently, some people thought his decorations were real and decided to bring in the boys in blue.

Look for yourself and decide by reading the original article here.

Personally, Mr. Mullins is a hero and inspiration to me...

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 15: A HEART-WARMING ZOMBIE SHORT!



It's time for another short horror film, this time clocking in at seven minutes and five seconds. "Cargo" deals with a by now familiar scenario, that of a zombie outbreak. However, it does so in a new, creative, and even moving fashion by offering up a plot point not seen in other zombie films. You might be undead yourself if you don't find yourself moved by the entire film and, especially, the ending. You may never look at a balloon the same way again...

Monday, October 14, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 14: HORRIFYING OLD-TIMEY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!


Today's entry comes from one of my readers (maybe my only reader?), Susan Hebert, who shared a great article with me that spotlights what appear to be homemade yet truly unnerving Halloween costumes from days gone by. We're not talking Halloween costumes so bad they're scary, like the dumb costumes I remember wearing as a kid that featured the name of the character (or movie) the character was from on the front of the mylar poncho. We're talking disturbing, haunting costumes that one would expect to be the brainchildren of the demonically possessed or mentally deranged.

Click here to visit the article and see the rest of the photos, and thanks to Susan for reading and contributing to the SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!


Sunday, October 13, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 13: 10 HALLOWEEN FILMS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Though I do consider myself a "Halloween purist," avoiding any "cute" decorations for Halloween and enjoying intense and gory horror films, I never forget that I fell in love with the Halloween season as a kid. After all, the season really is perfect for kids: they love being scared (not terrified, mind you, just thrilled) and of course they love wearing costumes, getting to be someone (or something!) else for one night, and best of all, getting FREE CANDY in the process! Halloween doesn't have to be a scary or nightmarish experience for children, and neither do the Halloween movies they view.

Here's a list of ten great Halloween films the whole family can watch together as we reach the midway point in the 2013 Halloween season. Click here to read the full article, which includes descriptions of each film. We've watched most of the films on the list as a family, and the only ones that might need some extra caution would be 9, 4, and 2. Of course, your mileage may vary; many of these films deal with the reality of death, which might be too much for your kids or just a topic they're not ready to discuss yet.

10. Bedknobs and Broomsticks
9. The Nightmare Before Christmas
8. Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
7. Casper
6. Halloweentown
5. Hocus Pocus
4. Ghostbusters
3. Pooh's Halloween Heffalump Movie
2. The Corpse Bride
1. It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Saturday, October 12, 2013

SON OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 12: THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF MISTER HOLLOW!



How about a horror film that's only six minutes and nine seconds long and only involves one frame? "The Facts in the Case of Mister Hollow" is one of the most brilliant pieces of filmmaking I've ever seen. It's a delectable Halloween morsel that qualifies as both treat and trick. Enjoy!

Description from the official site:

An image that tells an entire story, THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF MISTER HOLLOW centers on a single photograph that dates back to the early 1930s. As the camera begins to investigate the particulars of the photo, however, it reveals a tapestry of secrets hidden in the details, and a tale of murder, kidnapping and sacrifice captured in a haunting moment.