Saturday, October 04, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 4: GHOST CAUGHT ON TAPE IN NEW MEXICO?



I've watched this video a few times, and it's definitely one of the most interesting ghost videos I've ever seen. It really does appear to be a form walking in a human-like manner.

The alleged specter appeared at a police station in Epspanola, New Mexico. Watch the video for the full story.

The video has gone viral, but there are of course those skeptics who say the "ghost" is nothing more than an insect walking on the camera lens.



I don't think it looks like a bug crawling across the lens, but I'm not sure it's a ghost, either. What do you think?

Friday, October 03, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 3: "ANNABELLE" REVIEW!

I watched the much-hyped sort of prequel to the excellent 2012 horror film, "The Conjuring" last night, "Annabelle." Here's my review.

I don't believe in spoilers, so no worries.

What Worked For Me

Scares: "Annabelle" has a few truly effective scares, most of which are not terribly new or unique. Though the movie is named for the creepy doll Annabelle, there are a surprising number of non doll-related frights. This is a good thing, as Annabelle is not Chucky or some other schlocky possessed doll. Think of her more as a vehicle for the entity that does the terrorizing. There is one truly unique scare that I can't recall having ever seen in a movie, and the way it's done is so distracting, creepy, and then downright startling that I almost looked away. My two favorite frights involve an open window and the nursery and the basement. If you're the type to close your eyes during horror films, get ready when these scenes begin; you'll recognize them.

Special effects: "Annabelle" uses more CGI than "The Conjuring" did, but it's not easily recognized or distracting. Effective lighting, make-up, and sound design work together to create excellent effects that are truly scary and unsettling.

Score: the music here is again composed by Joseph Bishara, who was responsible for the chilling scores for "Insidious" and "The Conjuring," both of which were directed by James Wan, whose cinematographer for those films directs "Annabelle." The music isn't as noticeable as it was in those films, but it profoundly affects the experience of watching the film and enhances scenes that might not work otherwise.

The baby: I honestly wasn't impressed by the acting in this film all that much, but the baby in the movie is not only adorable, but also, very expressive with her reactions and interactions with her co-stars. The surprised, frightened, and joyful faces she makes are worth the price of admission alone.




Message/ending: There's a message about things I feel very strongly about, like self-sacrifice and love, at the heart of this movie. I was really surprised to find that message there at all and it made up for some of the flaws with the movie I discuss below. If you're a person of faith, I think you'll appreciate this movie in ways others might not.

What Didn't Work For Me

Characterization: for some reason, we don't quite feel for the characters in "Annabelle" as much as we did for those in "The Conjuring." I'm still not sure why that it is, but I think it's partially due to the script and also due to the smaller number of characters. The actors involved are effective at conveying the necessary emotions, but it seems there's something missing, almost as if they're numbed in some way to the extraordinary events they're experiencing.

Telegraphing: I hate when a movie or TV show telegraphs something that's going to happen later in an obvious way. This happens in "Annabelle" a few times, and I just felt it was unnecessary and kind of insulting. I can't say more without getting into spoiler territory.



Length: we don't spend enough time with a certain character who is extremely important to the ending of the film, which may be more of a script problem than a run time problem. Nevertheless, another twenty minutes would go a long way to achieve greater empathy and narrative build-up.

Overall: I think "Annabelle" is worth a matinee viewing, but I wouldn't drop a full ten bucks on it. It's an enjoyable flick for the Halloween season with some effective scares, but don't expect the quality of "The Conjuring" or even the first "Insidious" film. The climax and message of the film are pleasant surprises that are worth getting through the scares to see.

Thursday, October 02, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! DAY 2: DRACULA FORCED TO GET A JOB...AT WAL MART?!

 It's not easy being a classic, true vampire these days. You've got these newfangled sparkling kids running up trees and moping all the time, and even they aren't as popular as they used to be. It's those other undead, the zombies, that are really chewing up the scenery these days. Which is why I guess the Lord of Vampires of himself, Count Dracula, had to become a wage-slave like the rest of us.I found this first display at the WalMart on Pinhook. I turned the corner and was shocked and overjoyed to see the star of my favorite novel hovering over a really neat display of one of my favorite wines, Apothic Red. 




Apothic has a seasonal blend called Apothic Dark, which is also delicious, so it makes sense that they've drafted Drac here to be their spokes-ghoul. That said, I find it ironic that the Count, who famously said "I never drink...wine" in the 1931 film, is now pushing this particular spirit. I personally think this particular Dracula looks a lot like Christopher Lee's version from the Hammer Horror films of the late 50s and 60s, which is one of the most iconic-and frightening-iterations of Dracula on the big screen.




After finding this display at the Pinhook store, I decided to check the other stores I visit (I go to many WalMarts for one of my part-time gigs) and was a little disappointed to find this guy at the Evangeline store. While he's still obviously Dracula, or at least his kin, I don't care for his more cartoonish bearing. I prefer my Halloween decor to be as horrifying and realistic as possible. He makes for a cool display nevertheless, even though I think he looks more like Richard Nixon than Count Dracula. 


Except for the toon-like Drac, these displays are identical. I've only seen them at these two stores so far, and yes, I do indeed plan on asking the Pinhook store if I can have their Dracula after Halloween. He would be an awesome addition to our Halloween decor here at Meaux Castle.



I highly recommend both the perennial Apothic Red and its seasonal counterpart, Apothic Dark. They're both dark and delicious red wines that go beautifully with just about anything you want to pair them with, though I prefer to drink them on their own. Apothic Dark has become my go-to wine for October and our annual Halloween party, Meauxloween. Thanks for reading and be sure to return tomorrow for Day 3 of THE BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN DAY 1: HALLOWEEN WILL BE BIG IN 2014!

First, there was the Monster itself...THE 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! Then, there was It's spawn, THE SON OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! Now, here comes...

...THE BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!

Happy October 1st! Each day of October, I'll provide you with a glimpse into all that's grim, gruesome, and grand as we celebrate the Halloween season!


On this the first of THE BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!, we look at the projected Halloween sales for this season. According to the International Council of Shopping Centers, 74 percent of U.S. households that buy Halloween items will together spend around $11.3 billion! More than two-thirds of Halloween-celebrating Americans will buy costumes this year, the highest percentage in the eleven-year history of a survey conducted by the National Retail Federation.

The NRF and others believe that two factors are driving the tremendous Halloween participation this year: there's an almost endless variety of Halloween costumes and accessories available for all ages, and Halloween falls on a Friday this year. Both factors are leading to a Halloween experience that is sure to be special for everyone who participates in the holiday this year.

As a Halloween-phile, I'm thrilled to see Halloween will be celebrated with real gusto this year. Head over to Spirit Halloween and/or Party City to check out the wide and wild variety of costumes and accessories available to Halloween fans in 2014, and stay tuned for the continuing saga of BRIDE OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!